so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
list of phrases i use far too often
- dang son
- rad as heck(y)
- i am too blessed to be stressed
- what the heckaroo
- jimminy cricket
- you gotta be karate kidding me
- scooby dooby don’t
Stay away from me
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"